I need to focus on my rugby.
Do you think your Mom and Dad will let you move back home?
I know she was in bed with me all night, but we were just talking, I swear!
I got what I needed from you already.
I'm moving back to Ontario. Tomorrow.
I want to move out of our place and into a basement suite with my buddy so he and I can smoke. Are you coming or...?
I've just suddenly realized that I don't want to be tied down to one person.
I should probably tell you. I kind of have a girlfriend.
And my personal favourite:
A sudden lack of communication. (a.k.a. Maybe if I don't call her she'll just figure it out.)
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Oh, those are lovely. Classic, even. Do allow me to add some that I was given:
"We like different food, and I want someone who likes the same food that I do."
"You don't seem to be into shopping, and that's important to me."
"I see my next relationship being a serious one, and you're not it."
Needless to say, I was beyond baffled when I got these.
I think just between our two lists alone, we've compiled a cute little cornucopia of male...hm... creativity, yes, that's a good word for it.
awesome! lol
at least we can laugh now right? we... are laughing aren't we? ;)
me "so why did you kiss me?"
Him "you were the only one there!!"
Ooooh, ouch! :/
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