Why Me? Why?

There is another huge, unsquishable bug in my apartment. I WATCHED it fly over the bug screen and somehow manage to drop in the space between the screen and window. I can't get rid of it and don't exactly know where it is now. It may have left, but it may also be under my couch. I'll have to find out eventually. But for now, I'm going to hang out with my laptop and panic a little.