Please move the slug photo from the top of your page.
It's really grossing some of us out when we come to check in on things.
I mean, seriously, it's not very pretty to look at.
Please give us some eye candy.
It is, after all, the weekend.
Sincerely,
The Internet
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The Internet is complaining about that cool leopard-patterned slug? Is this
the same Internet that I know and love.. and hate? The same internet
that introduced spam, goatse.cx, tubgirl and all things wrong with humanity?
I've got to tell my Internet to get lost and go hang out with your Internet.
I'm sorry about your situation with Agent Smith. When I got my heart
broken the first time, I remembered thinking that, if the average person
falls in love 7 time before marriage, I'm not sure how I can possibly
handle 6 more of this! It's difficult, but try not to dwell on it for
too long. If you let it fester for too long, you might turn into
a super evil villian. (Seriously, check that website out. It's hilarious.)
You know misery (and evil) loves company. Your super power might be
your ability to break up happy relationships and laugh evilly after each.
"Look at them! Happy together. They're miserable; they just don't know it.
I'll 'save' them." Romantic comedy movies are all about people getting
together and none are about breaking couples apart. Well, maybe except for
"My Best Friend's Wedding" and "Addicted to Love" and maybe "Saving Silverman".
OK, there's a few. But the point is that none of them contains that
key ingrident: a super evil villian that we all know and love and hate.
Let's face it. Everyone loves an evil villian. You can call yourself:
"anti-Amélie" {evil-laughter}
YNBF, it wasn't actually the internet that was complaining so much about the slug as it was me, I just couldn't look at it at the top of my page anymore! ; )
I think I will let it fester and become a super evil villain, I like it! I am SO TOTALLY going to become the Anti-Amelie! Mwaah haha hahahahahah!
NO MORE HAPPY COUPLES!!!!!
(wrings hands together evilly)
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