Friday, 18 January 2008

Relationships Are Confusing

Dear Victoria,

Ow.

Yours sincerely,
Your back


Dear Back,

Where did that come from?

With all sorts of respect and alternating heat and ice,
Victoria


Dear Victoria,

If I have to tell you, obviously you don't love me enough.

Yours,
Your back


My dearest Back,

I do love you, I just, in all honesty, have no idea what I did, or possibly, didn't do and would really appreciate it if you would just tell me so that I can avoid repeating whatever it is I did, unknowingly, to hurt you. We're a good team and I think we should work through things together.

Your biggest fan,
Victoria


Victoria,

You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Just don't even talk to me.

Back

17 Comments:

Blogger Likalia said...

Don't fight, I hate when you guys fight you're just the perfect couple.

Friday, January 18, 2008 9:30:00 am  
Blogger dilling said...

kiss and make up now. you don't want to be upset with each other over the weekend.

Friday, January 18, 2008 9:54:00 am  
Blogger Tom H said...

Victoria

Well isn't that just typical of a woman ;) First check the toilet seat; although I can't imagine you leaving it up.

Did she just buy something and show it to you? You may have got the color wrong. Don't woman understand that dogs can't see color at all and that men having just, evolved from dogs, only manage about 16? You mean eggshell is a color? Perhaps you just bought her a present and you didn't understand the subtile, not so subtile, and obvious hints so you got the wrong thing. Next time take her along and make her pick it out.

I'm going to stop now as this has gone beyond weird! Oh and remember, sleeping on the couch is like camping only more comfortable. :)

TTFN

Friday, January 18, 2008 10:17:00 am  
Blogger minijonb said...

The back is jealous of the elbow... you need to stop the affair now.

Friday, January 18, 2008 12:55:00 pm  
Blogger "Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock" said...

i just peed a little from reading this.

sounds like what the conversations between me and my body sound like.

but they are always yelling at me. assholes.

Friday, January 18, 2008 1:40:00 pm  
Blogger abbagirl said...

LOL never go to bed angry!

Friday, January 18, 2008 3:10:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

Likalia, I do think we're a good couple, thanks! Heh.

Dilling, that's true. Maybe a little wine-ing and dining and sucking up before the weekend? Ohhh, and a massage! That never goes wrong.


Tom, true enough about the "comfy" camping! lol

MiniJon, who told you about that? That was supposed to be private? Did elbow tell you that? Geez.

Princess C B-H, sorry about making you pee, it's my back's fault! ; )

Abbagirl, that's true. We really should make up. You listening back?

Friday, January 18, 2008 7:33:00 pm  
Blogger Mrs. Wilson said...

Too funny! I feel like writing a similar letter to my back ...

Friday, January 18, 2008 7:56:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

: )

Friday, January 18, 2008 8:06:00 pm  
Blogger George said...

Hey V ... I just popped over from AbstractJenn's place and I thought your letter was really cute. You have actually hit the difference between men and women. She gets angry at something the hub or b/f said, thought or did and when he asks what it was she refuses to tell him.

At least that's my viewpoint

Saturday, January 19, 2008 12:49:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

I guess some girls are crazy that way? ; )

Saturday, January 19, 2008 12:54:00 pm  
Blogger abstractjenn said...

Vicky - Are you feeling better? Did you guys make up? I hope you do - it's no fun to fight (unless there is the possibility of make up sex!)

Sunday, January 20, 2008 5:51:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

We kissed and made up, yep! : )

Sunday, January 20, 2008 5:53:00 pm  
Blogger The Ex said...

Bwahaha, you're so funny. I'm glad you made up!

Sunday, January 20, 2008 9:34:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

Me too man!

Monday, January 21, 2008 7:56:00 am  
Blogger Jenn said...

I got the SAME letter from my back this week!!

Are your back and my back in cahoots??

Monday, January 21, 2008 8:59:00 am  
Blogger Victoria said...

Damnit Jenn, maybe they are! Like, they called each other and said "let's get together and be nasty?"

Sigh.

Monday, January 21, 2008 8:35:00 pm  

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