Smrt!

I was just thinking to myself (as I dug into a kiwi fruit) for the eight hundredth time that I don't know why I love fruit so much, but am not a huge fan of vegetables.

When suddenly it hit me. The answer (not the kiwi).

The answer that had been evading me for so long.

I love fruit because they're sweet.

Huh.

And then I felt kind of dumb for not realizing that before, so I decided to share my kind of dumbness feeling with you. Because I know you'll still love me.

Right?