I have so many paper cuts on my right hand right now.
Seriously? I have (wait, let me double check) seven.
SEVEN! I have seven paper cuts on my fingers.
And one of them isn't even a paper cut. It's a plastic cut.
And a couple of weeks ago I got a metal foil wrap pack cut.
What's with that? Who gets that many paper cuts on one hand in one week?
Seriously!
8 comments:
Who gets that many paper cuts on one hand in one week?
Apparently, you do.
Do I win $5?
If I handed you $5, the bill would probably give me another paper cut!
Heh.
Wait a minute! Aren't you supposed to be a spy??
Yes. But even spies have to do paperwork sometimes.
And open stuff at home.
Can't wear special magic spy gloves all the time you know! ;)
my dad and godfather used to make chainmail.. if you're interested I could enquire? my godfather is actually one of the worlds foremost crossbowmakers, could come in handy in your line of work... ;)
How do you know it's not standard issue to spies, huh? Huh?
good call.. mind you.. you'd probably use a kevlar mesh or something.. a bit less awkward than the chain mail.. quieter too..
I can't talk about it! *looks around*
Shhhh!
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