Uhh, isn't it kinda rude to remind a lady that she isn't getting any younger?!
Victoria, rest assured (as you lie in bed) that he's making someone else's sheets smelly and sweaty and she probably has to do his laundry now. Yay less work and more sleep for you :)
Maaaaaybe, I'll remove the quotes. It's nice to have something to hold over you.
On a not unrelated topic, is there a difference between woman and girl? Why is it not called Advice from a Single Woman? There is certainly a difference between boy and man; but why doesn't the same distinction exist between woman and girl? Maybe you can post on that in the future.
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So long as he wasn't married at the time ;)
Plus you're not getting any younger, are you? :)
Also good job using the correct form of the past tense of "lie".
Most people get that wrong. I'm duly impressed.
seems to be a monday for reminisces.. thank goodness the sun is shining and tomorrow is tuesday ;)
He wasn't Dominic ;)
I'm not getting any younger Cocoa? What? That's not what the lady who sold me the potion promised. Damn. Foiled again.
And thanks for the grammar compliment :) But I'm curious what most people say instead. Laid? Lied? Sleeped?
Indeed, Jordan.
Uhh, isn't it kinda rude to remind a lady that she isn't getting any younger?!
Victoria, rest assured (as you lie in bed) that he's making someone else's sheets smelly and sweaty and she probably has to do his laundry now. Yay less work and more sleep for you :)
Yay! More sleep and less work! YAY! ;)
Your not that old! And you look fabulous!
Awwww, thanks Chris! ;)
Hi Ms. Behaviour,
Maybe "rude," but I'm here to "keep it real" for Victoria. She needs that. Who knows what Victoria needs better than Cocoa. :) :)
And anyway, age is what you make it. I could have said "plus you aren't getting any duller, are you?"
Hi Victoria -- "As I laid in bed last night" is typical.
I like to use quotation marks; do you have a favorite "mark" of punctuation?
I'm quite partial to the ellipses.
I can see you do like your quotation marks. . .
;)
Yes, I am not surprised. You are a "woman" and ellipses add to your womanly mystery.
Here's a little of what I am thinking and the rest...
:)
ok so i just cracked up at the fact that there is a donkey(ass) in your photo AND You are speaking of your ex...LOVE IT
Hey! Cocoa, take those damn quotation marks off "woman" I am ALL woman, no quotation marks needed! ;)
Heh.
Esperanza, you're the only one who seems to have noticed! Tee hee! ;)
Maaaaaybe, I'll remove the quotes. It's nice to have something to hold over you.
On a not unrelated topic, is there a difference between woman and girl? Why is it not called Advice from a Single Woman? There is certainly a difference between boy and man; but why doesn't the same distinction exist between woman and girl? Maybe you can post on that in the future.
Your pal,
CNG
Well, Cocoa, I think there is a Britney song that answers that question. Because sometimes you're not a Giiiiiirl, not yet a Wooooman.
Er. Plus, Advice from a Single Woman just sounded too mature for me or something ;)
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