Friday, 26 July 2013


The Way It Used To Be by foundimagination
Adriana has been sending me emails for years.

At least I think it's been years, it feels like it.

I'm not sure what Adriana wants, because I never get past the subject line of her emails.  "Hey!"  "Hi stranger!"  "Hi!"

I think Adriana thinks I'm a male.

And that I believe I was talking to a "hot chick" and now she's remembered me and sent me an email.


So I guess it's too bad for Adriana that her emails end up in my spam folder.

And that I'm not a male.

Or particularly gullible.

I wonder if she'd like to meet the guy who wants to set me up with the Prince in Africa's bank account?


Anonymous said...

Oh no, my feelings are hurt. Adriana has been emailing me too! I didn't know she was emailing you too. Adriana knows I'm a girl, because she told me (the one time I accidently opened the email) that she wants to hang out with a hot chick like me!


Victoria said...

That's hilarous!!!

And I'm sorry, she's been double timing us!

Now I want to see if she thinks I'm a hot chick too! ;)