Monday, 27 February 2017
Dear Spider In My Car
I'm really not sure how you got in to my car, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't on purpose. Or, at least, it shouldn't have been on purpose.
I see that you're trying to get yourself a snack... what with the webs you (youse?) keep on making on my window... area, but, I really would like it if you could find your way to be NOT in my car.
I just have to keep wiping away the web... tracings and usually I only see them once I'm already driving and so it distracts me and someone might think I'm a crazy person waving at them with a kleenex....
So. If you want, next time I get IN to my car, just.... you know, jump out the door or something ok? I promise there's much better eating out in the big world.