So this is one of those things I'd really rather not think too closely about but... I think a spider might have bitten me on my boob.
I noticed a ... bump(?) last week and it wasn't anything I'd ever seen on my skin before, so my first concern was that it was some indication of something bad... like cancer. I will, of course, be asking my doctor to take a look if it's still around next time I'm in, but as the days pass I'm starting to see it shrink in size so it's more likely... um... ew and ick. And I do not not not want to think about when or where or how the alternative (GAH) might have happened!
And I mean, even if some other bug rather than a spider I'm no happier about that because really, just no crawling on my skin just no. No, stop, no, nuh uh!