Oh!

Yesterday I was over at a friend's place and they had some other friends over and those friends had a young child.

When I arrived, and was introduced, said child (five? years old?) came over and gave me a big hug.  Awwwww!  And as I was "awww-ing" and feeling all sweet, I asked "and what's your name?" as I was returning the hug.

An adult started to answer me, so I released the hug and looked over at them, at which point the child lifted up the bottom of my shirt ALL THE WAY and leaned in to kiss my belly.

I stammered "oh, no thank you!" or something like that while backing away and let me just say I didn't expect for my friends to see my bra, nor did I expect for my belly to be exposed or kissed that day!

Said child was reminded that "we use high fives to say hello" so I have to guess that this is not a new thing.  It was cute, and would have been even cuter had I known it was coming.... (or had I not been in a room of people I didn''t know all that well and would rather not have had my bare stomach and bra-clad boobs exposed to!)  But hey, kids are gonna be kids, eh?