I'm trying to figure out where some subtle glitter came from.
I was just sweeping off my couch cover (I have a sarong down on my couch that I spend most time on... I'm not entirely sure why, to protect it? To make it softer? I... don't know, I just do? I might have had a reason a long time ago but if I did it's since left my brain.) and I noticed a few small gold glitter pieces (what is a singular piece of glitter called anyway? A glitter? A glit?)
I know there are jokes upon jokes about glitter never going away but I don't even know where this gold glitter came from.
I try to avoid glitter. I know that people give things with glitter, like cards from the UK often have glitter on them but it's not December, and I didn't open any cards in December on my couch. And then there's my car. My passenger side seat has some green/blue glitter on it and again, I have NO idea why or where it came from.
The only glitter I'm aware of is from a plant I was given around Valentine's day. That glitter was pink and larger. I dealt with most of it at the time. This isn't that.
I know the stuff transfers so maybe someone else had green/blue small glitter and it got on one of my bags and I put that bag down on my passenger seat but... what? Who? Where? When?
So, yeah. Gold glitter from nowhere on my couch (just the "foot" end though, and really just a tiny amount) and blue/green glitter from nowhere on my car's passenger seat.
If it's from fairies or some kind of helpful magical being/beast, I'm not complaining if they need a place to sleep or something, I'm just saying I'm confused.
I'm a glitter free person... who has glitter around her. From unknown sources.
Like, what?
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Has anyone been in your place who may have had contact with someone who might have had contact with glitter?
Well I had folks in to fix my fridge and then a plumber in to fix my kitchen/bathroom sinks but... they didn't seem like glitter people? But that's the only source I can think of for glitter transference!
Glitter is insidious and forever. I still find traces from when I used to photograph burlesque shows and that was a decade ago.
NoooOoOoooOOoooO!
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