Dude!

I think you know that I don't kill spiders (except for a few that I think I may have squished or drowned by total accident and I still feel really badly about that) and you may also know that this is one of a few times of year that you start to see them more.  (I forget why, but it's a thing... temperatures or moisture or something?)

Usually in my place I have the "daddy long leg ones" that are kind of hard to notice and are small in body but LooooooOOOoooong in legs and they seem to be the ones that make the messy webs and I seem to see them year round.

Well, the last week or so I have seen a couple of little small dark spiders.  

Including yesterday morning when I woke up, rolled over to get out of bed and saw one on my wall next to my bed.

"DUDE!" I said.  Yes, out loud.  The rule being no one in my bedroom (that I can see) and not near me kind of at all ever (sorry) and not near my food eating devices thanks.  And I got out of bed, grabbed a dirty glass from the dishwasher and escorted the fellow/lady out into the hallway.  

But like yeah.  No THANK YOU in my bedroom first thing in the morning.  NUH UH.