Dear Little Bird

Dear (Dark Eyed, according to the bird call app) Junco,

I do understand that you have things you are like biologically programmed to do.  Like, look for a fellow junco to try to have babies with.... and let other birdies know where you live and how cool/tough/whatever you are.  I get all this.

But my dude?  Your call is particularly ear piercing.  Especially at four something in the MORNING which seems to be when you decide to kick things off.  You see, most humans are wanting to be asleep at this time.  And while I know it's not humans you're trying to get the attention of, you are actually getting the attention of several of us (we've talked) because you are WAKING US UP!!!!!!

So um, I guess I can't ask you to, like, stop, since nature and biology and all but those of us who live in this particular building are maybe wondering, nay, praying! that you find a slightly different location to live in.  

With thanks,
Victoria and the rest of us who live on this side of the building and sleep with our windows open!