Well that should bring some interesting people to this post via web searches, shouldn't it?
But, I mean.. really. Peni... (is that the formal plural?)
So Jason and I went back to the clothing optional place, and while I know the whole idea is that you don't notice people are naked, I can't help but notice that people are naked!
And although it's not a sexual place (for me, and I'm assuming for most others) I can't help but look at the sexual organs that are out and about.
And last time we went I was astounded to notice that penises come in many many different shapes and sizes.
I mean, I guess I "knew" that, the same way that I know that breasts come in different shapes and sizes but a) I have breasts, and so I'm kind of used to them and b) I've been around naked women in locker rooms and such way more than I've been around naked men. I mean, let's be honest, I've only seen as many naked men as I have...er... been naked with myself (if you get what I'm saying) and that's only one at a time and it's not as if I have a mental picture of all of my boyfriends' you know what's and I've never compared so... anyway, I'm just saying, this is I have never before been around so many penises. (Peni...penis..esses) I've really only ever seen one at a time!
They're everywhere at this beach! Or so it seems to me anyway.
And here's what blew my mind.
I know I'm not really supposed to be looking at them, but I kind of couldn't help it the other day and I'm shocked to say I had no idea they were all so different to begin with.
Like, I've heard from guys that some guys are "growers" and some guys are "showers" which I was told meant that some guys start smaller and "grow" as they get aroused and some guys start bigger and don't grow much when they get aroused.
But when all of a sudden you're confronted by five, ten, fifteen man parts, you can't help but notice that there are huge differences in what they all look like! Some are small, some are fat, some have huge hanging ballsacks (sorry, I should have put a "eewwww gross" warning on this post) and some you can't even see the balls. I can't say I've ever noticed one where I went wow, that's large, but I did notice one where I went, wow, that's ...fat. I think it was the first time I had a really visual representation of why guys might feel insecure about their dicks.
I had always wondered why guys cared, because as a woman, once it's doing what it's meant to do, I'm happy. I don't care what it does when it's.. asleep, or how it looks once it's awake. I care about who's attached to it and what we get up to together (did I put that delicately enough?)
So yeah... that was an eye opening experience.
Those things come in all sorts of sizes and shapes and girths and accompanying ball...sack sizes.
It's actually really weird, to be honest.
Penises are like the breasts of the male world.
(Except some women would like smaller ones, and according to the spam I get, no man wants a smaller ding dong.)