Why is there no such thing as salty cereal?
Like, it's the end of the night and I want cereal... but I've already had enough sugar to stun a small child and I want the same crunch and consistency... in milk... but not sweet? Like, potato chips but... cereal or something?
And, I did just think of oatmeal (I know, I know, some of you are gagging now that you know I take my oatmeal with salt) but it's too mushy. I want... salty cereal.