Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain

Look, it's a blog!  See!  And this here is a post!  (ooooh)  With a photo! (aaaaahhhh)  And, you're reading words right now.... that were typed out just so you could read them!  WOW!  I know, right?

(Also, I'm totally trying to figure out what it is that's reflected in this puddle... streetlight?  Pant leg?  I think I see a wheel?)

(Double also, I sneezed so hard and out of nowhere that it actually knocked me into a wall, so that's a thing apparently)

(Happy May!)

(Updated to add:  I went and blew up the photo... it's the edge of a sidewalk and a telephone type pole with a white wire of some kind.  Ta da!)