So, someone broke into my house and placed a single piece of green glitter on my bedside table.
I say this because I have not been in contact with green glitter, nor is there any in my house. And yes, I know it is potentially a seasonal thing that I may have accidentally come in contact with but that still would not place it on my bedside table.
So, clearly, it was a planned attack.
If I suddenly disappear, you know who to look for.
(They're hopefully not in cahoots with the banana peel people, you know?)