Blinds + Wind

I literally just said "Ok dude, I get it, you're dramatic!" to my blinds.

My inanimate blinds.

Ahem.

(With my window open and blinds all the way down, any large gust of wind makes them SLAM against the base of the window, so I try to keep them slightly above that, but sometimes the gusts come after a while of calm and it's like woah.)