To My Hoodie Sleeve

Dear Hoodie Sleeves (Particularly the left hand one for reasons I can't fathom),

I would just like to make it clear to you (both) that the ONLY time I need you to be wet is when you are in the washing machine specifically because I put you there for your ENTIRE SELF to get cleaned.

I don't need you to pick up water when I'm washing my face and I REALLY don't need you to grab any water at all when I'm doing dishes in the evening.  Like, I'm just cleaning up the kitchen for the night. I'm not trying to clean you or wash  you ok?

So please, pretty please, just stay out of water unless it's in the big old washing machine ok?  

Please and thank you,

Victoria who is typing this with a really damp and annoying left hoodie sleeve.