Auto Reply: Away From Laptop

I know I know.. it's a laptop... I can BRING IT WITH ME. That's not the point. It's an amusing ode to those emails you get when someone's away at work. I know you know what I'm talking about. It always kind of gives you a shock because so-and-so emails you back instantly so you open the email right away because it must be an important answer and then you get the whole Auto Reply: I am away from the office. I will respond once I return from doing the thing I am doing. You know exactly what I mean. Right?

Anyhow. I'm heading off for a few days to visit a pregnant friend who does not live on the same land mass as I do. I'd take my computer but they don't have wireless and I don't know how to plug this thing in to whatever it is they have over there.

So you'll all just have to play nice, read my archives, go check out my linkies and leave me lots of comments. ( Which won't get posted because I can't even access the internet over there to approve your awesome comments because my friend just informed me that her father in law's girlfriend has borrowed their keyboard so they can't use their home computer at all. Bwa?)

So, think of me. Far from home. Stuck in a house with a large bellied, possibly hormonal lady and No. Computer. Access. At. All!

I may feel caged in. Trapped.

I may, in fact, feel like a dog stuck in a bag.



(Hey, this could totally turn into a Seinfeld episode! " Dog? In a bag? Dog in a bag? Well, no soup for you!")