To the Really Large Spider on the Ceiling of the Hallway I Have to Walk Past to Get to the Laundry Room

Please, please stay where you are.

You see, if you move at all, I have to start wondering where you have moved to and that will make my skin feel all crawly and I will start jumping at large piles of dust that kind of look like spiders.

If you would be kind enough to just stay in that exact same spot and not move until I have finished my laundry it would greatly relieve my mind and allow me to freak out less.

Thank you.

ps. Even writing this post has made me feel kind of creeped out. Ack!

pps. I'm sorry I laughed at the kid dressed as Spiderman this morning. It just looked funny.

UPDATE:Yay! Thank you!