To That Person I Can't Identify Because They Might Somehow Figure Out I Was Referring to Them and That'd be Embarrassing

Dude,
Remember when I left you cookies and that note telling you you should come hang out some time?
And remember when you left a note saying yeah for sure we should totally hang out and thanks for the cookies?
And then remember that time I left another note taking you up on your offer and suggested we hang out that very night? Or, soon, if not that night...SOON?
Um.... That was a while ago. And? I'm ahead by a note.
So just so you know, it's ok that you don't want to hang out and chat. Really.. it's cool. I'm over it. But dude, you're totally missing out.

Seriously.

Trust me.

And I'm not talking about the cookies.