In all his hunky, cardiovascular, deliciously cute muscularity, he has been temping at my office for a while now. (Office crush, oooooh!) And.... ok. Let's imagine that I work at a zoo and this guy has been coming in to help us feed the carnivores. And each time he comes in he manages to throw the meat directly into the eyes of the lions and other scary meat-eaters, both blinding them and enraging them, so that all the other handlers have to come in and risk life and limb to settle things back down.
Now, you can do that once, maybe twice. But the third time I have to clean up the mess after you? It no longer matters (as much) how hunky you are. Especially when it nearly costs me a limb!
Heh.
Nice metaphor.. or.. story.. or whatever it is. : )
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How did he blow it?
Screwed up one too many times. I got tired of giving him the benefit of the doubt ; )
Its funny I know a guy just like that, and he is a triathlete too.
No way!
Maybe they think they get three chances at everything? LOL
You can't just leave us hanging like that! What did the muscular, cardiovascularly superb jerk DO?
In all his hunky, cardiovascular, deliciously cute muscularity, he has been temping at my office for a while now. (Office crush, oooooh!) And.... ok. Let's imagine that I work at a zoo and this guy has been coming in to help us feed the carnivores. And each time he comes in he manages to throw the meat directly into the eyes of the lions and other scary meat-eaters, both blinding them and enraging them, so that all the other handlers have to come in and risk life and limb to settle things back down.
Now, you can do that once, maybe twice. But the third time I have to clean up the mess after you? It no longer matters (as much) how hunky you are. Especially when it nearly costs me a limb!
Heh.
Nice metaphor.. or.. story.. or whatever it is. : )
PS. Dudes, you should TOTALLY read Jenn's site! She's funny! And kind of Canadian!
ARGH! I have to go to work!
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