Seeing as I ain't posting today and I likely ain't posting tomorrow , especially if watching Season 1 of Deadwood means I'm gonna be typin with this accent, I thought I'd find a photo for ya.
So.
Here's Gandalf.
Getting a hotdog.
Or maybe some ice cream.
Please hold your applause.
8 comments:
Ma'am...you shure got yerself a great foe-toe-graf there. She-it!
Honestly, Gandalf being one of my favorite make-believe heroes of morality and doing the right thing, I hope it IS ice cream and definitely not a hot dog that he is buying. If I was the guy behind the counter, I would NOT be able to keep a straight face...no way.
Ok, dilling, now i TOTALLY need to grab the rim of my hat and nod at you!
Maybe Gandalf was buying cotton candy. That'd be ok, right?
This is why I *love* Victoria!
I was thinking the same thing when I posted this photo! :)
I wonder what flavour ice cream Gandalf would get?
Tyler, I think he's out of luck for beer, but maybe I'll head down this weekend and double check!
Tod, I think he'd be a strawberry kind of guy, no?
;)
Gandalf: I have travelled many a league and
thirst comes upon me. While my preference
pertains to liquid refreshment, I am told that
you possess a most wonderful skill of solidifying
liquid.
Bob: Dude, it takes like 3 hours to freeze these
suckers. We can't show you that. We have lots of
flavours of ice cream. Why flavour do you want?
Gandalf: Oh such pitty that I cannot bear witness
to such fascinating feat. I am not familiar with
your flavours. Might you recite some of the
popular favourites?
Bob: Well, people seem to like Strawberry, Rocky
Road and Coca-Cola.
Gandalf: Good heavens! Rocks in a frozen
beverage?! And Coca?! Is that not the leaves used
in a very potent stimulant? What witch would
create such terrible brews for bodily
consumption? Strawberry would seem to be the wise
choice, if not the only sensible one.
Bob: OK, Strawberry it is. Would you like
something to eat. We have a veriety of hot dogs.
Gandalf: My lord! We slaughter pigs and cattles
for food, but never have I heard the use of
canine for food. I shall like to pass on that
option.
*falls over laughing*
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