Friday, 21 December 2007

You Know

You know it's been a while when you go through your purse, find condoms you'd forgotten you put in there and discover that they're expired.

You know you've moved on when you can't even come up with a person to fantasize about.

You know it's the longest day of the year when you leave the house in the dark and come home in the dark!


Happy Winter Solstice all.*


Your turn now. What do you know?


*Well all y'all in the Northern Hemisphere anyway!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Tom H said...

Tomorrow is my favorite day of the year because the sun is headed back my way.

Easter is my second favorite day. I really have trouble getting into Christmas.

Friday, December 21, 2007 8:01:00 am  
Blogger LeahA said...

You know that you still like someone when after 4 months they text you and your stomack goes all crazy and your heart beats like 5 times extra !!!

Friday, December 21, 2007 9:20:00 am  
Blogger Yvonne said...

Not even one? Des?!!

Friday, December 21, 2007 10:45:00 am  
Blogger Alexandra said...

You know starting the day with a large Bloody Mary makes this single girl's holidays brighter. Also, her liver is worried about its continued well being through to the first day back at work.

Friday, December 21, 2007 1:30:00 pm  
Blogger Mrs. Wilson said...

You know you're a mom when you consider pants with a little puke stain on the bottom "clean".

Okay, so it has nothing to do with being single, just a thought that's been going through my head all day!

Friday, December 21, 2007 5:16:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

Tom, Christmas used to be my fave... now I think I like the days where I get to sleep in! ; )
And yes, yay for the sun!

LeahA, yep. I know what you mean! Gah!!! : )


Yvonne, hmmm, I hadn't thought of Dessie.... thanks! It's been far too long without him. *dreamy sigh*

Alexandra, tell your liver to hang in there! ; )


Mrs. Wilson, that's awesome! Totally made me giggle! :D

Saturday, December 22, 2007 12:23:00 am  

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