Tuesday, 13 May 2008

To the Older Gentleman at the Gym Today

Dear Sir,

While I'm happy that the girl you're currently seeing is not a slut, I think you should know that there are some conversations that are more suited for your buddy's living room or the local bar and this was, most definitely, one of them.

Yours sincerely,

Victoria
(The girl on the treadmill two down from you who kept having to turn the volume up on her iPod)

8 Comments:

Blogger Donald said...

I have to know--which tune was playing on your iPod? This will give me the appropriate picture. Some songs are better for drowning out bad conversations for others.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:48:00 am  
Blogger Tod said...

Sometimes overheard conversations in public places leave me in open mouthed shock.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:20:00 am  
Blogger Jenn said...

I just don't get it - I don't like talking about what I'm making for dinner with my roommate while I'm on the bus, never mind anything more personal... I just don't think anyone really cares to know.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:13:00 am  
Blogger Victoria said...

Donald, I can't remember, it was a LONG conversation. I also had to go "lalalala" in my head! ;)

Tod, it really did blow my mind. Like, what if she'd been a co-worker of mine and I'd somehow figured out he was talking about her or something. Gah!

Jenn, it was odd, that's for sure.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:31:00 pm  
Blogger abstractjenn said...

Ummmm this sounds yucky!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 3:46:00 am  
Blogger Victoria said...

I really wanted to turn to them and say "you know what? this isn't a conversation for public." it was really icky :(

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 4:19:00 pm  
Blogger Yvonne said...

ummm...you'd probably be deaf from your ipod if his girlfriend was a slut?! lol

Thursday, May 15, 2008 1:33:00 am  
Blogger Victoria said...

Yeah, I might have had to start singing out loud to drown him out! ;)

Thursday, May 15, 2008 7:24:00 pm  

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