Thursday, 21 August 2008

It's Time to Play Along at Home Folks!

This gal I was doing some spy work with this week mentioned some call in program she'd heard on the radio one day. (CBC I think, but don't quote me on that.)

So apparently this program had people calling in and dividing the world into two groups. For example? The world is made up of two types of people. Those who smoke and those who don't. Or... the world is made up of two types of people. People who use sunscreen and people who don't.

The one she came up with at lunch was "The world is made up of two types of people. Those who feel the need to take off their shirt at every possible opportunity, and those who don't."

I amended this to "People who should take their shirts off at every possible opportunity (like Matthew McConaughey) and those who shouldn't (like the guy sitting in front of us right now)"

And last night, I came up with some of my own.

The world is made up of two types of people:

- those who speak English as their first language and those who don't.
- those who wear socks with sandals and those who know better.
- those who believe in magic and muggles.
- those who know how many blueberries they can safely eat without digestive retribution? And me. Ahem.

So here's where you come in, my friends.

What two groups do you break the world down into?


Blogger McGone said...

I don't think I can top " those who wear socks with sandals and those who know better." That's one of my biggest pet peeves.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 8:00:00 am  
Blogger Likalia said...

Those who can/should drive and those who can't/shouldn't.

I think your sock/sandal dilemma belongs in the larger groupings of those who can dress and those who can't. :)

Those who like peach yogurt and...

Those who can stop buying new books and...

Thursday, August 21, 2008 8:31:00 am  
Anonymous Dominic said...

The people who THINK they're always right; and the people (such as myself) who actually ARE

Thursday, August 21, 2008 9:56:00 am  
Blogger Red said...

I'll admit I stole this, but:

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who think there are two kinds of people in the world, and everyone else.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:24:00 am  
Blogger Tod said...

The people that say they've checked out internet porn at least once; and then there's the liars...

Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:45:00 am  
Blogger callalily said...

-those who blog and those who don't :D
-those who dance and those who dont
-those who choose to believe in love and those who dont....

i will come up with some better ones....

Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:02:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

There are two types of people... those who leave boring comments on blogs, and YOU GUYS!!!! :)

PS, Red, I've heard that one before, it's a goodie! ;)

Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:43:00 pm  
Blogger Brad said...

Those who watch the Olympics and those that get a good night's sleep

Thursday, August 21, 2008 8:44:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

That's so true right now!

Thursday, August 21, 2008 9:12:00 pm  
Blogger Elusive Butterfly said...

Those who drink tea and those who drink coffee.

Those who have >50 pairs of shoes and everyone else.

Morning and evening shower-ers.

Those who date bad boys and those who date nice men. Oh wait, that excludes heterosexual men.

Those who think the glass is half empty and those who drink the half that's still in there and ask for more please.

Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:27:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

I'm totally an evening

Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:32:00 pm  
Blogger Jenn said...

Those who don't put up their christmas decorations until after December first and those who just can't wait!!

Sunday, August 24, 2008 5:53:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

Totally! And then there's Costco, which is already selling Christmas stuff! ;)

Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:35:00 pm  

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