So apparently this program had people calling in and dividing the world into two groups. For example? The world is made up of two types of people. Those who smoke and those who don't. Or... the world is made up of two types of people. People who use sunscreen and people who don't.
The one she came up with at lunch was "The world is made up of two types of people. Those who feel the need to take off their shirt at every possible opportunity, and those who don't."
I amended this to "People who should take their shirts off at every possible opportunity (like Matthew McConaughey) and those who shouldn't (like the guy sitting in front of us right now)"
And last night, I came up with some of my own.
The world is made up of two types of people:
- those who speak English as their first language and those who don't.
- those who wear socks with sandals and those who know better.
- those who believe in magic and muggles.
- those who know how many blueberries they can safely eat without digestive retribution? And me. Ahem.
So here's where you come in, my friends.
What two groups do you break the world down into?
13 comments:
I don't think I can top " those who wear socks with sandals and those who know better." That's one of my biggest pet peeves.
Those who can/should drive and those who can't/shouldn't.
I think your sock/sandal dilemma belongs in the larger groupings of those who can dress and those who can't. :)
Those who like peach yogurt and...
Those who can stop buying new books and...
The people who THINK they're always right; and the people (such as myself) who actually ARE
I'll admit I stole this, but:
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who think there are two kinds of people in the world, and everyone else.
The people that say they've checked out internet porn at least once; and then there's the liars...
-those who blog and those who don't :D
-those who dance and those who dont
-those who choose to believe in love and those who dont....
i will come up with some better ones....
There are two types of people... those who leave boring comments on blogs, and YOU GUYS!!!! :)
PS, Red, I've heard that one before, it's a goodie! ;)
Those who watch the Olympics and those that get a good night's sleep
That's so true right now!
Those who drink tea and those who drink coffee.
Those who have >50 pairs of shoes and everyone else.
Morning and evening shower-ers.
Those who date bad boys and those who date nice men. Oh wait, that excludes heterosexual men.
Those who think the glass is half empty and those who drink the half that's still in there and ask for more please.
I'm totally an evening shower-er..er.
:)
Those who don't put up their christmas decorations until after December first and those who just can't wait!!
Totally! And then there's Costco, which is already selling Christmas stuff! ;)
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