Friday, 9 December 2011

The More You Say "Spam" The Weirder It Sounds

I've been getting a bit more spam on the blog lately, and while Blogger's pretty good at catching spam, occasionally the spammer will make their spam look like a comment, and it'll get partially through the filter and sent to my inbox for checking.

Usually, I get a good chuckle out of the spam and totally thought you'd appreciate this one.

Because while it appears the spammer figured out that I was a dating type blog? They didn't figure out much more than that.

So without further ado, here's my vote for "Spam that made me literally LOL".

"Now you have an alternative with our dating website for single romantics have plenty of options to choose from because we have a growing list of senior dating and singles profiles. personal and seniors that are looking for someone to mingle with senior "

Apparently I'm much much older than I thought!

TA DA!

8 Comments:

Blogger Solitary Diner said...

I can top that one. I recently started getting emails about sites that can set me up with "big, beautiful women". Um....how about no?

Friday, December 09, 2011 10:03:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

Do you also get the ones about enlarging your pe*is? Those still make me laugh.

Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:18:00 am  
Blogger Holly said...

Oh, I might be able to top that with this recent conversation with a close guy friend:

Tim: uh, hey. Can I ask u a question?
Me: Sure.
Tim: ummm, yeah. I got this spam about vajayjay mesh... why? What is it?
Me: well, do you have a vajayjay?
Tim: of course not.
Me: then don't worry about it.
Tim: yeah, but what is it?
Me: I have no idea either.

We were completely cracking up. Like 12 yr olds.

Speaking of which, I keep meaning to google that stuff.

Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:44:00 am  
Blogger Victoria said...

Heh.

(Oh, and I googled it? Have no idea why it would be a spam item. Odd)

Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:32:00 pm  
Blogger Holly said...

It was something about a lawsuit. Something about surgerical complications from it.

That was why it was so funny. He was all confused "would I have this?" He has had a couple of surgeries in the last couple of years.

What a goof.

Saturday, December 10, 2011 3:20:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

Oh my! :)

Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:48:00 pm  
Blogger Gia said...

Hahaha. That should be spam on my blog! (I'm in my twenties and dating someone roughly twice my age. It's icky, I know).

Sunday, December 11, 2011 5:23:00 pm  
Blogger Victoria said...

Well, doesn't sound like either of you are seniors! ;)

Sunday, December 11, 2011 6:28:00 pm  

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