I just set off my car alarm (for the first time ever mind you) while sitting in my car.
Yes. Yes I did.
I was going to get groceries, but C-Dawg had just sent me a text so I was responding to it before I went shopping.
I took my keys out of the ignition and was half holding them while typing on my phone and I must have accidentally pressed a button because things flashed and I figured I'd unlocked the door.
So a couple of texts later, I opened the door to go shop and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (repeat times a lot) and at first I wondered whose alarm it was but within a nanosecond I realized it was mine and that I had no idea how to turn it off.
So I pressed all the buttons on my key fob until I hit the correct one and then I got out of my car as if I'd meant to do that the whole time.
"Oh who me? Yes, I always like to set my car alarm off while sitting in it. I feel it tells potential criminals not to mess with me."
Yeah. I'm awesome.
I set off my very own car alarm WHILE INSIDE MY CAR.