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Thursday 8 June 2017
Technical Question
Can my electrician type friends tell me why the phone almost always rings when I'm just getting up to go pee? I'm just wondering what it is in the wiring or telecom... stuff.
What they don't tell you is all phones have a monitoring circuit to connect to the hidden bluetooth in every toilet. When it detects a circuit completion from your pee in the bowl, it triggers the phone.
Interesting... because my phone is going off BEFORE I get to the bathroom.... more like "I really need to go pee now" thought is accompanied by the phone. My hidden bluetooth must be elsewhere.
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What they don't tell you is all phones have a monitoring circuit to connect to the hidden bluetooth in every toilet. When it detects a circuit completion from your pee in the bowl, it triggers the phone.
Interesting... because my phone is going off BEFORE I get to the bathroom.... more like "I really need to go pee now" thought is accompanied by the phone. My hidden bluetooth must be elsewhere.
That's not technology. It's witchcraft. Plain and simple.
Thanks Kandijay, I did wonder!
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