Some random thoughts I've had lately include...
- I should just make the inside of a creme egg cuz that's really the only part I like. (So, basically just sugar, plus sugar, plus sugar and a dab of yellow)
- Um... I'm not actually sure I exist. (This set off a very strange feeling late night situation that included "well, the only place all my thoughts are is in my head so maybe that's the only place I exist and so yeah, I maybe really don't exist?)
- Does this physio (and/or massage therapist) actually have any idea how much pain they're causing? Like, do they think I'm super wimpy and not realize how frigging much this hurts???
- No way it is actually 2018. I don't understand why people think it is when it's just like halfway through 2017, you know?
Oh, and my favourite, done during cardio earlier this week...
- Nope, screw this. I don't want to be fit. No more cardio.