I wonder what my "life" would look like if someone was writing it?
Like, I often feel inferior to characters on shows who are so... whatever it may be, witty, clever, fast thinking, well spoken, interesting, etc etc and then I have to remind myself they're written. As in... someone is taking time and writing out that wit, interest, thought, etc.
So, maybe I'd also be super (insert thing here) if I was a written character.
Now, who shall I get to write my life?