Tuesday, 4 December 2018

Send Security

So, someone broke into my house and placed a single piece of green glitter on my bedside table.

I say this because I have not been in contact with green glitter, nor is there any in my house.  And yes, I know it is potentially a seasonal thing that I may have accidentally come in contact with but that still would not place it on my bedside table.

So, clearly, it was a planned attack.

If I suddenly disappear, you know who to look for. 

(They're hopefully not in cahoots with the banana peel people, you know?)


Jason Langlois said...

Is it possible you might have come into contact with green glitter at any point in the last 10 years? Because glitter will sometimes hibernate for years before reappearing when its time to mate and multiply.

Victoria said...


Elliott said...

Shelf elf strikes again!

Victoria said...

Was it him? Little bugger!