A collection of things I'd really like to say to people... but won't.
Dear Construction Workers several blocks away,
I do not want to listen to your music. It's just too early in the morning for me. (You probably don't really realize how far the sound is carrying but it's ... yeah, TURN IT THE EFF OFF)
Dear Neighbour,
Stop smoking weed out your window (or on your patio?) "NO SMOKING ON PROPERTY" means exactly that. Go to the sidewalk like everyone else. I really don't want to smell your weed and then get stressed about having to "tell on you" (which I haven't but kind of want to)
Dear Neighbour (possibly the same one as above?),
I'm happy you have a new boyfriend (?) and that the two of you are compatible, but maybe you could sleep at his place so that I'm not woken up night after night with your.... uh.... enjoyment? (Seriously, I'm all about sex positivity and enjoyment so I'd never complain or say anything but I really really need my sleep.)
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I'm remembering a Michael J Fox (I'm pretty sure it was him) movie from the 80's where is pretending to be a conductor and keeping time to sounds of ahem coming from the adjoining walls of his crappy apartment...Secret of My Success (?)...maybe...
I hear enjoyment while stoned could be great...but can't vouch with certainty. lol.
;)
That was, in fact, The Secret of My Success.
And I have also had a neighbour who was apparently quite talented... but luckily, not every night.
Well there you go!
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