I Mean.... Vaguely Close? Ish?

I don't remember why but my brain was trying to come up with the word tampon but what it came up with instead was condom.

I mean, they're sort of within the same, uh... general world/realm?  And have the same number of syllables and their endings sound the same and like I knew right away I'd goofed up the words but then my brain was like YOU COULD USE THEM TOGETHER and I was like no, not really brain, not really....

So yeah... brains.... *shaking my head*