Not the smartest things that I said at the pool this week:
"Yeah put them in the dark black one" (to the person I'd loaned some goggles to.... note: ALL of the bins are dark black... what I meant was the solid black, not the black ones with holes.... but yeah... sigh)
"The kiddie pool is for big guys too!" (to the 20 something guy who said to his friend "I guess we have to go in the kiddie pool".... me saying it wasn't bad per se but I realized he was a, um... a little bit chunky? and I didn't mean "big" guy as in weight, I meant "big guy" as in grown up OMG. I tried to fumble correct myself and said yeah adults too! but yeah... I DIDN'T MEAN IT DUDE!)
Also, I didn't say this out loud, just in my head but I've been wondering at how they get the water tinted ever so slightly blue and I realized that it's the pool tiles are tinted ever so slightly blue. Ahem.
Maybe chlorine dulls my brain, yeah that's probably it, right?
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