Wednesday, 16 July 2014


My car, apparently, should not be kept clean.

Because it seems to me that whenever I go to the trouble of washing it or having it washed a bird promptly poops on it.


Maybe there's something about the newly washed shine that attracts birds?  Or maybe it's just the Universe having a giggle, I don't know.

I just know that a) birds seem to always poop on my car just after I wash it and b) if a bird ever poops on my windshield, it is invariably right smack dab in my area of vision.  Like, right at eye level.

*shakes fist at little birdies who poop on cars*


Jason Langlois said...

Birds just poop on cars. All the time. Any chance they get. Washed or unwashed.

Pretty sure it's some sort of F-U from nature, really. Then again, they also poop on people, sidewalks, roofs, statues, and pretty much everything. Birds are just really shitty animals... *rimshot*

Victoria said...

*applause from the peanut gallery*

Army of the Frenetic said...

Have you checked to see if a bulls-eye has not been placed upon the roof of said car?

Victoria said...

Well, if that's where it is, then birds have very bad aim! ;)