You know that thing they do in the movies where they're having a nightmare and they sit BOLT UPRIGHT when waking up from said nightmare? Have you ever actually done that?
What about demurely covering yourself with the sheet (that apparently has no comforter or blanket over it or isn't tucked in) to make your way sheepishly to the bedroom?
Ever woken up with perfect hair, smiling? (That one might be a bit more normal for morning people...)
But really.. the nightmare one... ?