Tuesday 17 May 2011

Can't Breathe, Laughing Too Hard!

#2!

#2!!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Victoria!

  1. Victoria cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Victoria is two minutes.
  3. The opposite sides of Victoria always add up to seven.
  4. Victoriaology is the study of Victoria.
  5. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Victoria!
  6. Victoria is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Victoria as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  8. Victoria will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  9. Victoria can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  10. If you kiss Victoria for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
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4 comments:

Single and Picky said...

I think you should start marketing yourself based on #10 - wonder how many calories you burn?

You so need a good gut busting laugh

One Smart Cookie said...

hilarious!

Dominic said...

Wow... that long?!?

Victoria said...

It really should go on my profile eh SnP? ;)

It's a pretty funny thing Cookie :)

I know Dominic! I know. Heh.