Saturday, 9 March 2013
You see, I'm kind of bored of the usual "enlarge your manhood" emails, and the casino ones don't even get read anymore.
The hot hot girls who can't wait to talk to me also just go straight into the spam bucket, but this last one? Oh, this last one I actually read.
You see, a really rich guy from Nigeria finally emailed me!
And he has all this money that was left to him, something to do with the royal family or something? And he thought I seemed like a nice person and he wants to give it to me!
And because of the exchange rate or something to do with the banking system there, he just needs me to send him some money in order to get things going!
You guys. I never actually believed this email existed. That it was real spam. I just thought it was used as an example.
But. I finally, actually got the email, and I was totally stoked.
I'M GONNA BE RICH!
I promise not to forget you when I am y'all!