Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Spam Diddily Spam Spam

So it's been a while since I've had a spam email about watches, but I did get one about CANADIAN MEDS the other day and that made me realize I haven't updated you on my spam lately.

To be honest, it's been pretty much straightforward "hot chicks want to meet you" and variations of that.

So... somewhere out there, some spam bot is convinced I'm a man.  (Or, I suppose a lady loving lady, but the occasional reference to man parts makes me doubt that)

That being said, if anyone wants a hot bride from (insert far away country of choice) I seem to have the hookup email in my spam folder, so just let me know.  They really really really want to meet a guy like me.

Maybe it's the watches?


Anonymous Elliott said...

That pic made me very appropriate.

I'd stick to watches if I were you.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 8:16:00 am  
Blogger Jason Langlois said...

I recently was offered a large sum of money from a widow on the Ivory Coast who's husband had left your hundreds of millions of dollars. She could only access it with my banking information, though.

Its too bad she didn't offer to become my hot bride, too.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 10:55:00 am  
Blogger Victoria said...

EXCLUSIVE watches though Elliott ;)

Aw man Jason, the poor lady!

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 3:57:00 pm  

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