Oh, No Thank You!

In the "please tell me that did not just happen" category, I might have just been bitten on my butt.  

Well, not my butt exactly, but like on my back around where you might think your butt area starts.  So... on my lower lower back/upper buttock.  

I have a pair of fuzzy PJ bottoms that I wear after I get out of bed and before I put on "outside" clothes.  You know, the clothes I will wear in public.... aka outside.

Well this morning, I had had them on for about an hour, doing my morning stuff when OUCH!  A sharp, like sharp sharp pain happened in that area.  I immediately stuck my hand down there to see what I had poked myself with but all I could feel was the tag of the pants which wasn't sharp in anyway.  Um... what just happened?  I wasn't sitting at the time so it's not like I sat ON something.  Oh no, did something bite me?  Oh lord I hope not.

But just in case, I threw those pants right in the laundry basket, and changed to a different pair of fuzzy pants and then went and washed the area and tried to look at it in the mirror (which is hard to do) and then I put some just in case lotion on it and that made it start feeling better but you guys?  I do not want to consider the fact that something may have bit me becuase it got INside my clothing.  Nope nope nope.

So, uh, probably like a bedsore or something right?  RIGHT?  (Gah)

But yeah, the ointment helped make it feel better and I really don't like the idea that I might have gotten bitten so we're just going to ignore this post and pretend none of this happened and hope it's all just totally normal and ok.  Ok?  Ok.