Tuesday, 17 September 2019

To The Gentleman Yelling Last Night

Dear Sir,

It wasn't easily apparent if you were being ironic or helpful, but repeatedly yelling "STOP YELLING" at something o'clock at night was maybe not the best use of your lungs.  Or words. 

And since yours was the only voice I was able to discern, I have to wonder if you were talking to yourself, or, I suppose, someone on the phone perhaps?

Nevertheless, I do hope that you, and whoever you were yelling at to stop yelling did indeed STOP YELLING!

This was a lot funnier in my head at something o'clock last night, by the way.


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