I have never purposely littered in my life, but I now have accidentally littered and I feel terrible!
But like hear me out here...
Jason and I were driving back from an ocean spot (hot days are better with shade and water, we had some of one and a lot of the other!) and I was in the passenger seat (this is important) and saw a spider crawling up the window in front of me.
NOPE! NO SPIDERS IN THE VEHICLE!
So... I reached into the glove box and got out a piece of hard paper (I think it was the "what to do in case of an accident" thing) and I carefully opened the window and I carefully got the spider on the paper and I carefully moved the paper out the window without letting the spider drop/fall off of it and to make sure the spider was off I gave the paper a shake and IT WENT FLYING OUT THE WINDOW OMG!!!!!
Jason saw it out of the corner of his eye and said "was that important? do you need that?" and I was like I don't think so but I was making the total shocked pikachu face and like there were no cars behind us to be hit by it but still! I LITTERED! (It wouldn't have been safe to stop and I feel like I have no idea where it would have landed anyway)
Jason was like "I wondered if you knew what you were doing" I said well no, but I gave it a shake and it just flew out and OH! I didn't think that would happen? Or didn't think that through? We weren't even going all that fast but like physics and science and stuff.
So yeah... I saved us from a car spider but I littered in the process. SORRY!
2 comments:
And here I thought you were going to admit to throwing a banana peel on the ground.
I would NEVER give up my secret identity... Er, I mean... what? ME? Never! ;)
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