I figured out that title in my Alphabet saga a while ago, but I've been sitting staring at the title since.
Because, while there are a ton of things I could say about orgasms, I can't seem to say them out loud.
I mean, "out loud" as in on this blog.
I can sit around with girlfriends and talk and laugh and share about them and I'm sure I'd be able to talk about them with a boyfriend or something, but here? I... just can't quite bring myself to.
Sure, I could say "Gee, I like them there orgasms" but isn't that kind of... a given? Obvious? Taken for granted?
Or I could talk about a lady I knew (I suppose I still know her, she hasn't vanished or anything) who was forty-something and still hadn't had one and how I didn't know what to say to her when she told me, but that just is too big of a topic to go into.
Anything else I can think of to talk about is just a bit too personal, even for an anonymous blog like this.
So maybe I'll just leave it with this and call it a day:
Any of you ever faked an orgasm? Men? (Oh, and men, don't tell me it can't be done, because it *so* can. I've already had this conversation with guy friends you see!)
(I have, but I had to. Really.)
(Wow, this is totally one of those posts I hope my Mother never reads.)
(Hi, Mom! It's all just pretend, okay? Okay.)
(Whew.)
12 comments:
Okay.. I'll confess..
I did fake one.
...
Don't ask.
Yep, I've done it. But I try not to, as a general rule. It only makes the guy think that whatever he is doing is working, so he's more likely to do it again!
I won't ask Dominic ;)
Laura, that's so true!
It depends on who the girl is. If she's a one night stand, then her feelings don't really enter into it.
If she's a regular but casual thing, and she's insecure, then yes I would fake it. And have done quite a few times.
But if I was in a relationship with her then no, I wouldn't. I'd rather just be honest, and if it became a problem I'd talk to her.
But good on you for recognizing men can fake it. Most women are in denial about that.
;)
Wait, how do men fake orgasms?
Dominic...? I had to ask ;)
Same way women do. ( I won't get in to the gory details here, but it's really not too hard to imagine the ways) ;)
Great post! Yeah, I have to be honest I have faked one (or two).
Vic... why did you *have* to have a conversation about men faking it?
Er.... journalistic integrity?
Heh.
LOL Wow, I was in a downer mood until I got to this post!
I completely disagree with the concept of faking an orgasm but that said, I admit I have faked a few. Only because the guy was really pressuring me and I knew it wasn't going to happen, and I just wanted him to stop wasting our time. lol
My parts are a bit tricky and I've only ever been with 2 guys who knew how to make it happen for me. ;)
I disagree with the concept too, but yeah, sometimes. . . yeah. :)
Your comment made me smile ;)
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