So I figure I'm like some kind of man whisperer or something.
Well, no, that's not quite right, it's more like I'm the guy maturer.
See, I just heard that Bird's in a relationship. Bird.
And Smith, of course, got married.
And the most irresponsible of my exes now has a legitimate grown up career and another has left his job and gone into finance.
It's like they break up with me and then go ahead and mature.
I think I have a gift.
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haha kind of like Good Luck Chuck...have you seen that movie??
omg I'm the REVERSE good luck chuck! I have now dated FOUR GUYS who get the first girl after me PREGNANT. And THEN my reliable ring of single girl friends NOW ALL HAVE BOYFRIENDS and most of them are BECAUSE I INTRODUCED THEM TO EACH OTHER!!! where the fuck is mine!!?!?!?!?!
I have Esperanza, I'm the female Chuck, I guess! :)
Hmmm, Julie, you just need to find a way to reverse this into your favour. Like, have your pregnant girlfriends introduce you to a guy and that'll be yours! *hugs*
My girlfriends told me, when I broke up with my X of 7 years in Tibet, that I made him a better boyfriend for his (now) wife. All I have to say is "humph :("
Awww nuts :(
If Hollywood did make a movie about you, who would you want to play "you"?
Whoever would bring in the most revenue! HA! ;)
Hmmm, no, but maybe Jennifer Aniston? Or Claire Danes... or Keira Knightley, um, or maybe Anne Hathaway? Gee, I apparently have no idea!
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