I figured out that title in my Alphabet saga a while ago, but I've been sitting staring at the title since.
Because, while there are a ton of things I could say about orgasms, I can't seem to say them out loud.
I mean, "out loud" as in on this blog.
I can sit around with girlfriends and talk and laugh and share about them and I'm sure I'd be able to talk about them with a boyfriend or something, but here? I... just can't quite bring myself to.
Sure, I could say "Gee, I like them there orgasms" but isn't that kind of... a given? Obvious? Taken for granted?
Or I could talk about a lady I knew (I suppose I still know her, she hasn't vanished or anything) who was forty-something and still hadn't had one and how I didn't know what to say to her when she told me, but that just is too big of a topic to go into.
Anything else I can think of to talk about is just a bit too personal, even for an anonymous blog like this.
So maybe I'll just leave it with this and call it a day:
Any of you ever faked an orgasm? Men? (Oh, and men, don't tell me it can't be done, because it *so* can. I've already had this conversation with guy friends you see!)
(I have, but I had to. Really.)
(Wow, this is totally one of those posts I hope my Mother never reads.)
(Hi, Mom! It's all just pretend, okay? Okay.)